Dead Lucky Call of Cthulhu Character Sheet

ChatGPT offered a D&D character sheet that I couldn’t turn down. But then I realized I felt more like I lived in an Eldritch comic, so I got curious and this happened…

🐙 Dead Lucky: Call of Cthulhu Character Sheet

Investigator Identity

• Name: Dead Lucky (aka The Wild Witch of Essex County)
• Occupation: Street Philosopher, Soap Peddler, Ancestral Pattern-Seer
• Era: Eldritch Now (post-1692 echo chamber)
• Player: xdeadluckyx

Characteristics

(Call of Cthulhu 7e format, 3d6 or 2d6+6 rolls applied as narrative)

Hit Points

( (CON + SIZ)/10 ) = 10

Sanity

POW × 5 = 90 → Starts high, but every prophecy costs a piece.
Current Sanity: fluctuates like a stock market in Hell.

Skills

• Occult (90%) – Pattern recognition of suppressed knowledge.
• Library Use (75%) – Genealogical deep dives, occult receipts.
• Charm (60%) – “Picture this…” → trapped ‘til the punchline.
• Intimidate (65%) – “I am the witch your mother warned you about.”
• Throw (55%) – Glitter grenades, soap bars, salt shakers.
• Mythos (50%) – Knows Catholicism is just necromancy with incense.
• Psychology (60%) – Can read a witch-hunter from a mile away.
• Persuade (70%) – Soapbox summoning & busker’s flair.

Spells / Eldritch Abilities

• Tables Turn, My Dears – Chaos math invocation, flips situations.
• Butterfly Effect – Minor ritual, massive ripple.
• Probability Navigation – Tarot + timelines collapse.
• Soap of Philosophers – Cleanses corruption, encodes wisdom.

Gear

• Wand of Hazel (engraved with salmon)
• Occam’s Razor (literal)
• Flask of Holy Water (doubles as Molotov)
• Soap of Philosophers
• Glitter Grenades (biodegradable)

Backstory

Born witch-hunted, forged in ancestral chaos, carrying the bloodline algorithms of poets, healers, and archivists. Stalks the cobblestones and alleyways of New England with combat boots, a crowbar of truth, and a flask of sanctified spite.